Posts by John Doe

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A question about marriage in the organization
by dgp in
1. jw
2. friends
this post was motivated by another thread, namely.

http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/188552/1/onereason-for-a-gentleman-fader-to-stay-reasonably-associated.

this thread makes reference to the fact that a 40 something brother has a real chance with twenty-something and less sisters.
John Doe

I feel you.
My pretty little college-educated JW daughter will turn 21 in June.
If some old coot came a-callin,' I would grab a 2x4 and send him a-packin!'
Bastards!
Sylvia
What's her number?
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Do you hate me?
by John Doe in
1. jw
2. friends
prove it.

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John Doe

Littlebird, how could I be bored with this motley crew here?
Shamus, you've got a talent for saying nothing in eloquent words unrivaled by 3 out of 4 Himalayan monkies.
Alltimejeff, yeah, pong was a great game. ;-)
Loon, be careful; I keep an emergency bean flip on my person at all times.
Nathan, kiss the monkey. ;)
crapola, are you sure about that?
voideater, quite poetic.
dinah, it's ok. I understand baman's issues with authority figures.
asilentone, sorry--I don't play for that team.
robdar, you should write songs for Buck Cherry.
leec, how could I hate lobster pinchers like yours?
coco, the pleasure is all mine.
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Do you live in the real world?
by highdose in
1. jw
2. friends
i just read an article about increasing numbers of people who spend their time online rather than off line.

their freinds are online and not physicaly there as well.. then i started thinking about the dubs, who live in a fanstay of paradise coming soon etc etc.

do you live in the real world?.
John Doe

I've often supposed that you're all just simulations on my computer screwing with my head.
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Do you hate me?
by John Doe in
1. jw
2. friends
prove it.

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John Doe

Prove it.
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atheist: love how did it evolve and what is it?
by cyberjesus in
1. jw
2. friends
John Doe

That's an easy one. A naked baby goes around shooting people with arrows, infecting them with the pathogenic disease. It evolved into arrows because kicking people in the ass wasn't as effective.
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Do you love me?
by John Doe in
1. jw
2. friends
prove it!

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John Doe

Well folks, I've yet to see proof!
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Man smashes 29 TV's at Walmart. Why? Why? Why?
by dissed in
1. jw
2. friends
as one who has been wanting a flat screen tv really badly, i took this story very hard.. what would drive someone to such madness?.

my first thought it was 'oldhippie' had seen something on tv he didn't like.

somebody making fun of the geico lizzard and he decided to even the score.
John Doe

I've often had a fantasy where I drove a bulldozer through a packed parking lot to see how many cars I could pile up.
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Do you love me?
by John Doe in
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2. friends
prove it!

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John Doe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQGJLP1ES8c
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Do you love me?
by John Doe in
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2. friends
prove it!

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John Doe

Do I love you? For two solid years I've listened to you, watched you post, sparred with you, been embarrassed for you, proud of you, still talk to youuuu. After two solid years.............if that's not love........I don't know what isssssssssss.
Hey beks--you should clean your keyboard. You've got sticky buttons. I won't ask why.
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Do you love me?
by John Doe in
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2. friends
prove it!

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John Doe

Excuse me, JD, while I make eyes at Nathan.
Well, he can have your eyes.